The Vectorian Lounge => The Lounge => Topic started by: Triarius Fidelis on July 26, 2010, 09:28:50 pm

Title: wikileaks coup
Post by: Triarius Fidelis on July 26, 2010, 09:28:50 pm

This kind of thing makes my blood boil. That Central Asian gas that's going to be piped through Afghanistan is AMERICA'S gas. Those minerals in the ground under the dry dusty soil are AMERICA'S minerals. What possesses these barbarians to threaten AMERICA'S economic interests?
Title: Re: wikileaks coup
Post by: tomh38 on July 27, 2010, 09:46:40 am
Nice try
Title: Re: wikileaks coup
Post by: Triarius Fidelis on July 27, 2010, 01:08:34 pm
How's this:

That gas is AMERICA'S gas. That water is AMERICA'S water.

Also this thread is AMERICA'S thread. So don'tchew disrespect AMERICA in it or she will put a BOOT up your ass.

btw I don't discriminate:

Those metals are CHINA'S metals.

That being said:

We'd better make sure all these planets get labeled "property of AMERICA" before anyone else gets their grubby paws on them. Possibly with massive cattle brands towed into deep space by ion drives. YEEHAW!
Title: Re: wikileaks coup
Post by: retired1af on July 27, 2010, 07:05:42 pm
Using non-authoritative source for premise: D-

Actually buying into that drivel? Thorough Fail.
Title: Re: wikileaks coup
Post by: Triarius Fidelis on July 27, 2010, 08:12:29 pm
They're not authoritative but we're gonna find us whoever leaked these faked documents an' git them guuuuud.

I'm just so super pissed that someone leaked a flood of classified documents (which aren't real by the way! they're fake!)

It's such ... drivel that I'mma sic thuh Pentagon ( on these ineffectual pranksters

And by the way this leak is totally serious (SEYREEUS!) but not serious at all too (

Also AMERICA isn't moving on the massive Guarani aquifer acuz the world is entering acute water stress ( It's acuz there's might be TERRORISTS in that there groundwater!

Now if yewll exkyewwwse me I hafta git back to tryna hold tuhgether a cuntree what's only bin successfully okyewpahd wunce: bah Jengiz Khan

On a more serious note, I'm pretty ambivalent to the idea that we will probably be ousted from Afghanistan by some really awful people. It happened to the British Empire and the Soviet Union and in all likelihood it will happen to us too. I know, "But Merca's DIFRINT" but really as far as bloated declining empires go it really isn't. I don't really like those mooselimbs in Afghanistan either but there's some kind of strange irony in the idea of being beaten by backwards religious-right savages that I can't quite put my finger on...
Title: Re: wikileaks coup
Post by: Pita on July 28, 2010, 04:11:51 am
Title: Re: wikileaks coup
Post by: Triarius Fidelis on July 28, 2010, 02:53:33 pm
omg pita I can't believe you

we invaded Iraq so that it could one day become a vibrant democracy, just like Saudi Arabia

lol how's this for an "authoritative source":

These are documents turned over by the Commerce Department, under a March 5, 2002 court order as a result of Judicial Watch’s Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit concerning the activities of the Cheney Energy Task Force.  The documents contain a map of Iraqi oilfields, pipelines, refineries and terminals, as well as 2 charts detailing Iraqi oil and gas projects, and “Foreign Suitors for Iraqi Oilfield Contracts.” The documents are dated March 2001.