Decided to give Enlightenment another go, and downloaded the source files. Ran ./configure and saw a warning message scroll up the screen. Scrolled up to find:
checking for mass_quantities_of_bass_ale in -lFridge... no
checking for mass_quantities_of_any_ale in -lFridge... no
Warning: No ales were found in your refrigerator.
We highly suggest that you rectify this situation immediately.