They're not authoritative but we're gonna find us whoever leaked these faked documents an' git them guuuuud
I'm just so super pissed that someone leaked a flood of classified documents (which aren't real by the way! they're fake!)
It's such ... drivel that I'mma sic thuh Pentagon
on these ineffectual pranksters
And by the way this leak is totally serious (SEYREEUS!) but not serious at all too
isn't moving on the massive Guarani aquifer acuz the world is entering acute water stress
. It's acuz there's might be TERRORISTS
in that there groundwater!
Now if yewll exkyewwwse me I hafta git back to tryna hold tuhgether a cuntree what's only bin successfully okyewpahd wunce: bah Jengiz Khan
On a more serious note, I'm pretty ambivalent to the idea that we will probably be ousted from Afghanistan by some really awful people. It happened to the British Empire and the Soviet Union and in all likelihood it will happen to us too. I know, "But Merca's DIFRINT" but really as far as bloated declining empires go it really isn't. I don't really like those mooselimbs in Afghanistan either but there's some kind of strange irony in the idea of being beaten by backwards religious-right savages that I can't quite put my finger on...