I'd love to have it. That way I will be able to make my compiter answer instead of me the phone

maybe program it to greet users in the guest account in a weird way and have a few laughs

Oh,ktorrent and a bunch of other apps can use it too.
Im not sure,but there was an AI engine,that used festival for the talking and receiving.. I was thinking of compiling it,but lost the link. Its GPL and it was on a japanese website..