I met a very agreeable she-humanling through a forum I'm involved in. Since I don't want to divulge too much details in the interest of her privacy, I should say that the only
major difficulty is that she lives in Canada (giving that away certainly didn't compromise her anonymity) and I live in the US (most of you already know that).
One sure way to know the girl one deals with is a 'keeper' is that she knows about a 'sann knullande metallgrupp' that
I didn't know about until she mentioned them (namely, Falconer). She's
Doesn't think I'm disgusting because I like Amon Amarth awesome.
Same juvenile fixation on trolls awesome.
Has the same secondary language as me awesome.
Awesomer than a Revenant Mage that shoots lasers out its eyes awesome.
She's more kvlt than me, 'mappy' and 'Jew-Dan' put together.
Enumerating the awesome qualities of that young woman would be like listing all the names of Vishnu, so in short it's like I walked in front of a mirror, and it was me, except not ugly, and lighter hair, and no beard. Or the female version of Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Q: If Dethklok is the heaviest band in the world, and also the most popular band in the world, what does that say about the world?
"It means nothing because, heavy or not, the world is a black vortex of black Nothingness and I hate our audience."