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tomh38
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« Reply #60 on: December 18, 2007, 04:50:45 pm »

Hanu,

The breakdancing teddy bear is mesmerizing.  I could watch it for hours.

Yeah ... the Halloween Documents ... Linux is a cancer ... SCO becomes MS's sock puppet ... imaginary patents ... etc.  It's almost easier to believe in alien *cough* abductions.

How much do these aliens think they can learn from the human rectum, and how many probings will it take to learn it?

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« Reply #61 on: December 18, 2007, 05:31:38 pm »

Hanu,

The breakdancing teddy bear is mesmerizing.  I could watch it for hours.

Who doesn't love Pedo Bear? Well, maybe small, vulnerable children.

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(Remember to sleep on your sides, kiddies...)
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That's a not a reference to extraterrestrially-administered anal probes. It's honestly the best way to avoid hypnagogic sleep paralysis, the cause of stories about, e.g., incubi and alien abductions. I can't sleep on my back for that reason.
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« Reply #62 on: December 18, 2007, 08:30:19 pm »

Hanu,

The breakdancing teddy bear is mesmerizing.  I could watch it for hours.

Who doesn't love Pedo Bear? Well, maybe small, vulnerable children.

Your Pedobear distubs me.  However, I'll raise you a Leonida-bear.

Or I would, if ED still bloody had it!

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« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2007, 02:40:58 am »

Learn something new every day ...

I've heard of the Pedo Bear, but had no idea that was the guy.  He looks better than in his mugshot.

I also had no idea that sleeping on your side was the best way to avoid hypnagogic sleep paralysis.  And I've had hypnagogic sleep paralysis, except instead of incubi, sucubi, or extraterrestrials, I always have an '80s hair-metal band take me on their bus to tour around the country.

Anyway, Vista sucks.
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« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2007, 02:45:15 am »

I also had no idea that sleeping on your side was the best way to avoid hypnagogic sleep paralysis.  And I've had hypnagogic sleep paralysis, except instead of incubi, sucubi, or extraterrestrials, I always have an '80s hair-metal band take me on their bus to tour around the country.

If that band is Guns n' Roses, even an incubus is better. I'd feel less violated myself.
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« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2007, 03:52:52 am »

So by deduction, if I want an anal probe I need to sleep on my back...


That's a bit contra-intuitive, isn't it??  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2007, 05:19:52 am »

So by deduction, if I want an anal probe I need to sleep on my back...


That's a bit contra-intuitive, isn't it??  Roll Eyes

Here we say: "Is not user friendly."
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« Reply #67 on: December 19, 2007, 05:38:10 am »

Quote from: rbistolfi
Here we say: "Is not user friendly."
ROFL  Cheesy Anal probes are not user friendly, I agree. See? Even alien technology has room for improvement.
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« Reply #68 on: December 19, 2007, 06:00:51 am »

I think we all can agree that sleeping on ones stomach is invitation for a anal probe.  As seen in South Parks, "Cartman get's an anal probe" episode.
After probe installed
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« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2007, 06:42:02 am »

Chef: "Hey, down here. We are ready for your wisdom. And you only got twenty minutes before Sanford and Son is on."
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« Reply #70 on: December 19, 2007, 09:18:50 am »

For a little Christmas/Yuletide/Whatever cheer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyUENvhsHi4
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