The FreeBSD guys are saying that the OpenBSD guys are the real dorks, I wonder what they think about this Cheesy
Oh, I believe we are the misinformed that have a hobby project for an operating system. You got to hand it to them though, they have better looking mascots:

And well, if that is what BSD users look like, this is what Linux users must look like:

So, I believe, their joke is that a Linux user is essentially a BSD user without a sex life.
19. For fun you can tell the newbies to su to root and "rm -r /".
Russian roulette for Linux:
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm-rf / || echo "You live"