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Author Topic: Very funny story (joke)  (Read 3716 times)
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« on: May 14, 2008, 02:42:22 pm »

My wife got this in email the other day and insisted that I read it.  I never bother with these things.  But I'm glad I did.  I have it on pastebin so I can warn you that though the language isn't bad.  It is vulgar, and not to read if you offend easily.

Enjoy! http://pastebin.com/f6e372527
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 07:35:13 pm »

Opinion 1: Subtle, nice use of understatements.

Opinion 2: A liberal sprinkling of coloquials, suitable for mixed company.

Opinion 3: What the @#$% are you guys talking about? That $%& ain't suitable for a #$%^&*~ biker's convention!
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 02:17:33 pm »

My wife got this in email the other day and insisted that I read it.  I never bother with these things.  But I'm glad I did.  I have it on pastebin so I can warn you that though the language isn't bad.  It is vulgar, and not to read if you offend easily.

Enjoy! http://pastebin.com/f6e372527

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If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas

I chuckled under my breath at the Drano part.

About a week ago, I had a bowl of phở that fit the description of the chili recipes in this story. I imagined the chili sauce at our table was for pussies (like Tabasco) and slapped the bottle hard over my bowl about seven or eight times. I probably overdid it a little.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 03:24:40 pm »

...I've lost sight in one eye....

I could not help laughing...suicide chicken wing flash back
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 04:51:30 pm »

lol........
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 05:39:51 pm »

Was it really so funny?
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 06:05:26 pm »

I thought it was pretty funny, even though I've seen this one before ...

On a similar note, whenever I eat spicy food (Thai, Buffalo wings, chili, whatever), I know if my lips become numb I'm going to regret it the next day.  Don't ask for more details.  If you don't already know what I mean, you don't want to know.
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 09:03:04 pm »

I thought it was pretty funny, even though I've seen this one before ...

On a similar note, whenever I eat spicy food (Thai, Buffalo wings, chili, whatever), I know if my lips become numb I'm going to regret it the next day.  Don't ask for more details.  If you don't already know what I mean, you don't want to know.

Yeah, I had the same experience myself with the phở (~two pounds of it) and I actually had to call out of work for an hour, which is very strange for me. I actually vandalized the bathroom wall next to me to commemorate the agony.
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 07:35:32 am »

EFG:  I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that you didn't vandalize the wall with the joke that starts, "Here I sit, broken hearted ... "  Grin

I'm not posting the rest.  If you don't know it, the All-Seeing-Eye (Google) has it.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2008, 07:52:06 am »

I've read that infamous bathroom wall poem many times. Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2008, 09:42:50 am »

exeterdad:  I've not only read that read that poem many times, I've experienced it a lot of times.  I probably need more fiber.

TMI, I know.   Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2008, 10:18:16 am »

TMI....  took the words right out of my mouth! *shudder*
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 02:41:34 pm »

EFG:  I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that you didn't vandalize the wall with the joke that starts, "Here I sit, broken hearted ... "  Grin

I'm not posting the rest.  If you don't know it, the All-Seeing-Eye (Google) has it.

No, I was really forthright

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Yesterday I ate two pounds of phở

Today I have the [gastrointestinal ailment]
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2008, 11:36:33 am »

Lol I was tearing. It gets funnier as you go along Grin
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2008, 12:07:31 pm »

poor sap  Grin
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