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Author Topic: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff  (Read 52331 times)
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« Reply #150 on: September 19, 2009, 04:01:29 pm »

" There are no known side-effects from the Swine-flu vaccination... "



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« Reply #151 on: September 19, 2009, 08:06:03 pm »

6 pics http://www.linuxscrew.com/2008/09/09/weekly-portion-of-linux-humor-6-pics/#more-595
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« Reply #152 on: September 23, 2009, 05:11:27 pm »

And then there's THIS gem:


http://www.linuxscrew.com/2007/11/26/microsoft-tells-how-to-recover-data-using-linux/


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« Reply #153 on: October 01, 2009, 05:38:50 am »

Google recently attacked an opensource android developer, and hitler is not happy about this
http://m0e-lnx.blogspot.com/2009/09/google-mad-open-source-developer.html
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« Reply #154 on: November 07, 2009, 07:06:28 pm »

he he he... (see attachment)
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« Reply #155 on: November 17, 2009, 09:56:03 pm »

Jeffery Dahmer's mother came to his home for dinner one evening.

Over the course of the meal, mother finally spoke to Jeffery, saying "Jeffery, I don't like this neighborhood, and I don't like your neighbors".

Jeffery replied, "Try the salad then, mom."  Grin
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« Reply #156 on: November 22, 2009, 10:08:43 pm »



After two tours of duty in Vietnam, Corporal Harold "Slaughterhouse" Boyle was honorably discharged from the Marine Corps and worked for several years as a programmer in the defense industry. Unable to readjust fully to civilian life, he eventually fell behind in his work and became unemployed in 1983

He was last seen near the woods by his hometown of Portland, Oregon
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« Reply #157 on: November 30, 2009, 05:52:30 pm »

Kids don't try this at home (unless you have nothing better to do Smiley)

http://www.blendtec.com/willitblend/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=ipod
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« Reply #158 on: December 20, 2009, 03:06:40 pm »

This is a picture of Severe Weather Channel 9-2 broadcasting a BSOD.
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« Reply #159 on: December 22, 2009, 01:46:02 pm »

This is a picture of Severe Weather Channel 9-2 broadcasting a BSOD.

they should have used linux
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« Reply #160 on: December 22, 2009, 03:05:24 pm »

Nice^^
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« Reply #161 on: January 03, 2010, 07:43:34 am »

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