Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff

[carsten]

You can't have a humor thread without at least a few cat pictures, so here are two:

According to scientific research ducks are the most funny animals.
I propose to make it illegal for participants in this thread to sent in pictures on non-humorous animals as cats.
Second I propose that it will be mandatory to have at least a reference to Donald Duck (or a quotation from his epic humorous work) in the message.
Finally we want to generate high qualtiy humor here.
Quack

Carsten

[Triarius Fidelis]

Psyduck combined with Slowpoke

The ultimate



Equally humorous is this delightful Kittelsen painting, Pesta Farer Landet Rundt (The Plague Travels Throughout the Land):

[tomh38]

First post!!!1!

Oh wait ...

[nevermind]Never mind.[/nevermind]

[tomh38]

All right, in an early post in this thread I said something to the effect of "no vulgarity."  I'm going to give myself a minor exception here, because 1) I'm not posting something vulgar, I'm linking to it and 2) I think it's pretty funny, and probably wouldn't offend anybody except possibly very serious Star Wars fans.

Still, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.  If you think you might be offend by AT-ATs engaging in ... odd behavior ... please don't click the link.

Rule 34:  If it exists, there's porn of it.  No exceptions.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c16/tomh38/rule-34-at-at.jpg?t=1234122649

Tom

[Triarius Fidelis]

(03:03:08 PM) pyohlin: http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c16/tomh38/rule-34-at-at.jpg?t=1234122649
(03:04:10 PM) BlackwaterBoy92: insensitive
(03:04:34 PM) pyohlin: lol
(03:04:42 PM) pyohlin: best response ever

[tomh38]

I'm reeeeallly excited about the upcoming release.



Quick & Dirty

Tom

[Triarius Fidelis]

[Pita]

..the northern Germans, which by decret de Mufti are superior to the southern crowd of Germany 

Sofar the funniest statement on this thread.

[tomh38]

I know it's an old joke, but I was seriously thinking about printing this up and putting it on the back of my car, but then I realized it would be a bad idea for a number of reasons.  First, people wouldn't get it.  Second, it would be trademark infringement.  Third, and finally, if anybody did get it they might take it seriously.  I don't think I need to explain why that would be bad.  So I'm just putting it here in the humor thread, so you people can flame me for being a brain-damaged fool.

[Windozer]

And with that, the comedy team of Tom and Howard would like to divert this thread,
driving it right into the ditch, with, 
yes - you guessed it - the ...

[fanfare please]



(Vector)Linux BumperSticker MiniThread

RULES:

• No broken WINshields
• No whistling StartUp themes at Hitchhikers
• Keep it clean, shiny, and waxed
• Penguins permitted with proper drivers

Winners will receive accolades from everyone on the forum (even if they don't read the thread).
And the winners will have the satisfaction of visualizing the knowing grins (and befuddled smirks)
of drivers around the world...

So let's start!

Here's my first go:

_____________________

  Get Real, Get Linux!   
_____________________

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  Someday, the Meek and the Nerds will
   inherit the Earth - then there will be
           Peace, Love, and Linux
_____________________________________

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 Almost threw my Computer out the Windows
          - until I found Vector Linux!
_______________________________________

[tomh38]

Here's another:




EDIT:  Ooops.  Sorry Windoze!  I jumped the gun on our contest.  Mine don't count.  Think of them as "priming the pump."

[Windozer]

Ooops.  Sorry Windoze!  I jumped the gun ...

"You numbskull ! - why I otta ..." 

[Triarius Fidelis]

[tomh38]

[tomh38]