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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2009, 03:52:58 pm »
"I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." - Linus Torvalds, April 1991

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2009, 07:23:55 pm »
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #77 on: February 18, 2009, 06:29:54 am »
"I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." - Linus Torvalds, April 1991

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #78 on: February 18, 2009, 06:38:12 am »
LOL..

That's hilarious

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« Reply #79 on: February 18, 2009, 08:16:34 am »
I'm going to post a link to an image which would probably be considered Not Safe For Work, at least in some workplaces.  It's not pornographic, except possibly in the very broadest sense of the term.  I thought it was funny, which is why I'm posting the link.  If you think you might be offended, please don't look at it.

Anyway, you can find the image here.

Tom

EDIT:  Credit goes to Maxpower42069 of Fark.com for creating the image.
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #80 on: February 18, 2009, 10:17:57 am »
LOL... that's pretty good

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #81 on: February 20, 2009, 07:51:05 am »


It's a real book.  Take a look here.
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #82 on: February 20, 2009, 06:57:19 pm »
Five Stars --- and eligible for Free Shipping...

Tom, I think we're in the wrong business!


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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #83 on: February 21, 2009, 07:25:39 am »
Ever heard the control-freak knock knock joke?

ME:  Knock Knock!

ME: OK, now you say, "who's there?"

YOU: ::) ;D


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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #84 on: February 26, 2009, 08:28:11 am »
"I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." - Linus Torvalds, April 1991

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #85 on: February 28, 2009, 08:13:40 am »

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« Reply #86 on: February 28, 2009, 03:16:48 pm »
uelsk8s:

That was hilarious.  I hadn't seen that Dave Barry column before.  Since I've had that particular *cough* procedure, I can say that he's also basically on target about what it's like.

Tom
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #87 on: March 09, 2009, 01:45:00 am »
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #88 on: March 09, 2009, 05:44:03 pm »
Tom,

I'm still having issues booting my dead badger !

 :P

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #89 on: March 10, 2009, 12:50:45 am »
Windozer:

Have you tried using MAGGOT* (Marginally Acronymous GRUB** Grabber Overscan Tables) as your bootloader?

HTH,

Tom

*MAGGOT grabs the the GRUB chainloader and recursively chainloads it it boot Linux (or FreeBSD or even Windows) on the dead badger (or other dead animal).
**GRand Unified Bootloader
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"I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." - Linus Torvalds, April 1991