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Author Topic: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff  (Read 54712 times)
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« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2009, 03:52:58 pm »

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« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2009, 07:23:55 pm »

BWWAAAHHHHH HAA HAAA !!
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« Reply #77 on: February 18, 2009, 06:29:54 am »

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« Reply #78 on: February 18, 2009, 06:38:12 am »

LOL..

That's hilarious
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« Reply #79 on: February 18, 2009, 08:16:34 am »

I'm going to post a link to an image which would probably be considered Not Safe For Work, at least in some workplaces.  It's not pornographic, except possibly in the very broadest sense of the term.  I thought it was funny, which is why I'm posting the link.  If you think you might be offended, please don't look at it.

Anyway, you can find the image here.

Tom

EDIT:  Credit goes to Maxpower42069 of Fark.com for creating the image.
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« Reply #80 on: February 18, 2009, 10:17:57 am »

LOL... that's pretty good
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« Reply #81 on: February 20, 2009, 07:51:05 am »



It's a real book.  Take a look here.
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« Reply #82 on: February 20, 2009, 06:57:19 pm »

Five Stars --- and eligible for Free Shipping...

Tom, I think we're in the wrong business!


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« Reply #83 on: February 21, 2009, 07:25:39 am »

Ever heard the control-freak knock knock joke?

ME:  Knock Knock!

ME: OK, now you say, "who's there?"

YOU: Roll Eyes Grin


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« Reply #84 on: February 26, 2009, 08:28:11 am »

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« Reply #85 on: February 28, 2009, 08:13:40 am »

http://pastebin.ca/1349578
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« Reply #86 on: February 28, 2009, 03:16:48 pm »

uelsk8s:

That was hilarious.  I hadn't seen that Dave Barry column before.  Since I've had that particular *cough* procedure, I can say that he's also basically on target about what it's like.

Tom
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« Reply #87 on: March 09, 2009, 01:45:00 am »

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« Reply #88 on: March 09, 2009, 05:44:03 pm »

Tom,

I'm still having issues booting my dead badger !

 Tongue

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« Reply #89 on: March 10, 2009, 12:50:45 am »

Windozer:

Have you tried using MAGGOT* (Marginally Acronymous GRUB** Grabber Overscan Tables) as your bootloader?

HTH,

Tom

*MAGGOT grabs the the GRUB chainloader and recursively chainloads it it boot Linux (or FreeBSD or even Windows) on the dead badger (or other dead animal).
**GRand Unified Bootloader
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