OK, THAT'S IT! Since Nobody Has Come To My Rescue - You Asked For IT !
How many fatalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- It doesn't matter, we're all going to die anyway.
How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Only one, but it takes at least three lightbulbs.
How many windows programmers does it tae to change a lightbulb ?
- 391. One to write "WinGetLightBulbHandle",
one to write "WinGetLightBulbStatus",
one to write "WinGetLight.......
How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine.
Can You tell me what kind af system You have ?
Okay, exactly how dark is it ?
Okay, there could be four or five things wrong...
Have You tried the light switch ??
How many cops does it take to screw n a lightbulb ?
- None. It turned itself in.
--- courtesy of, in a cut&paste ripped sort of way:http://www.twisted.dk/light.htm