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Author Topic: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff  (Read 45355 times)
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« Reply #90 on: March 10, 2009, 04:19:31 pm »

Quote from: tomh38
Have you tried using MAGGOT as your bootloader?

Well, no.

I was using the ROADKILL* bootstrap --- before the FLY bios, of course.


*Really Obnoxious Animal Dependent, KDE-Implemented Linux Loader...
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« Reply #91 on: March 10, 2009, 05:42:12 pm »

You people are on fire  Smiley
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« Reply #92 on: March 10, 2009, 06:25:35 pm »

             ~~~
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OWW - Please extinguish me before I ignite the badger too!

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« Reply #93 on: March 11, 2009, 10:10:09 pm »

thanks for the laugh...dead badger...that's funny
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« Reply #94 on: March 12, 2009, 02:29:57 pm »

Badger?  We don't need no stinking badger....

http://www.butternutsquash.net/2008/10/07/we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badgers/

 Shocked
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« Reply #95 on: March 15, 2009, 05:26:53 pm »

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« Reply #96 on: March 17, 2009, 10:36:29 am »

Badger?

http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/
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« Reply #97 on: March 18, 2009, 04:24:49 am »

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« Reply #98 on: March 18, 2009, 04:35:12 pm »

Larson, right? Cannot beat that.  Smiley
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« Reply #99 on: March 18, 2009, 04:36:21 pm »

Quote

Cannot get that out of my mind, now, Headacher!
"Mushroom, Mushroom..."
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« Reply #100 on: March 23, 2009, 04:53:52 pm »

Courtesy of Kidd's blog @ http://puntoblogspot.blogspot.com/
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« Reply #101 on: March 28, 2009, 01:28:25 pm »

It's been a *tough* week!

Sure could use some humor therapy right about now...

any good jokes or funnies ? Grin

thanks
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« Reply #102 on: March 28, 2009, 02:30:01 pm »

OK,  THAT'S IT!   Since Nobody Has Come To My Rescue - You Asked For IT !


How many fatalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- It doesn't matter, we're all going to die anyway.


How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Only one, but it takes at least three lightbulbs.


How many windows programmers does it tae to change a lightbulb ?

- 391. One to write "WinGetLightBulbHandle",
one to write "WinGetLightBulbStatus",
one to write "WinGetLight.......


How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine.
Can You tell me what kind af system You have ?
Okay, exactly how dark is it ?
Okay, there could be four or five things wrong...
Have You tried the light switch ??


How many cops does it take to screw n a lightbulb ?

- None. It turned itself in.


--- courtesy of, in a cut&paste ripped sort of way:
http://www.twisted.dk/light.htm
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« Reply #103 on: March 28, 2009, 05:36:23 pm »

Has everyone seen this?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA&feature=channel
--GrannyGeek
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« Reply #104 on: March 28, 2009, 06:04:22 pm »

Thanks, GG - that was great!
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