As far as I'm concerned, you can call yourself M0rph3uS if you like! On the Intertubes, you can be whoever you want to be.
By the way, I'm 7 feet tall, I have a black belt in six different martial arts, am very muscular, have a degree in theoretical physics, and I can paint perfect Monet reproductions with my feet while typing with my hands.
I was just thinking that if we wanted more women in proportion to men in Linux, all we would really need is for the men to be nicer and more respectful toward women. If we wanted a higher proportion of men, we would probably have to hire strippers or something. May that woman in the not safe for work picture that I linked which you shouldn't click if nudity offends you would increase the number of men.