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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2009, 01:16:07 pm »
And you forgot the Chinese sig. at the bottom.

Either I am missing some font package, or there is some deep symbolism in a series of squares.

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2009, 01:21:46 pm »
And you forgot the Chinese sig. at the bottom.

Either I am missing some font package, or there is some deep symbolism in a series of squares.

It says 'wan4 sui4 qi3 e2 zuo4 ye4 xi4 tong3', although 'Li4 na4 ke4 si1 wan4 sui4' is a safer (and more grammatically correct) alternative

Sorry it just kind of bugs me
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2009, 03:53:51 pm »
Quote from: carsten
next time you show up in Hamburg give me a call  :D

Thanks, Carsten
we don't get over there much these days - too busy working (and goofing off here)--- will do if we go --- are you in the Hamburg area?

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Florida, home of the retired citizens of the US with the official slogan

Actually, it's:

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids, but not about our floppy fishing hats or Bermuda shorts!


RE: florida_jokes.html - and some "Dumb" Florida Laws:

  • It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Ever seen a retiree singing in a bathing suit?
Not a pretty sight.

  • Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Because it adversely affects tourism.

  • It is considered an offense to shower naked.

(See item above)

  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.


OK, we'll admit it. This is a real problem here in Florida
- second only to illicit aligator wrestling.

  • You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.


Well, OBVIOUSLY we have huricane and wind problems here -
and our governor is trying his best to reduce global warming...

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2009, 04:59:02 pm »
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... the Chinese sig. at the bottom.

Sorry it just kind of bugs me


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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2009, 05:04:26 pm »
wat

If anything you should find my grammar Nazism disturbing
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2009, 05:12:40 pm »
這位充溢著「原力」的天行者陸克,正是讓帝國黑武士Bill憂懼不安的源頭
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2009, 05:14:53 pm »
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the Chinese sig.
Either I am missing some font package, or there is some deep symbolism in a series of squares.

Both!
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2009, 05:19:59 pm »
這位充溢著「原力」的天行者陸克,正是讓帝國黑武士Bill憂懼不安的源頭

I can barely make sense of this

What do you mean to say?
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2009, 06:23:08 pm »
"Linux-sponsors - 29-year-old former University of Helsinki, Finland Information Department Prestowitz (Linus Torvalds), grow a brown, 170 cm high, gentle words, like a little boy laughed. 'The overflowing of "Force" in Luke Skywalker, it is so black samurai empire Bill disturbing source of fear.'"

ref:
http://www.bnext.com.tw/LocalityView_6018
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2009, 06:32:51 pm »
You can't have a humor thread without at least a few cat pictures, so here are two:



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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2009, 06:34:11 pm »
Oh, and just for the heck of it, here's my little buddy Max

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2009, 06:57:32 pm »
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Either I am missing some font package, or there is some deep symbolism in a series of squares.

Actually, Nightflier, I just realized that it can also be the browser...

I tried this in VL6 rc  3 ... SeaMonkey gives you the "deeply symbolic squares"  8), but Opera shows the correct Chinese char set. Not sure why that is.

Actually, the secret squares are more fun than the real McCoy ...

Lin Woo McCoy that is.  ;D

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2009, 07:05:54 pm »
武士Bill憂懼

@EFG: least you forget that this is the humor thread...
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2009, 07:46:50 pm »
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Actually, Nightflier, I just realized that it can also be the browser...

I tried this in VL6 rc  3 ... SeaMonkey gives you the "deeply symbolic squares"
Ditto 5.9 Gold - and a lot of the references I don't see either!  For examples both of Toms post (#39 & 40) show a single line of text.  And there was a thread discusing Linux art work - I've yet to see it except in a screen shot one of the participants put in reply to my question.

PS:  Those "deeply symbolic squares" look a lot better in the summary below Post Reply.
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Re: Humorous Stuff
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