next time you show up in Hamburg give me a call
we don't get over there much these days - too busy working (and goofing off here)--- will do if we go --- are you in the Hamburg area?
Florida, home of the retired citizens of the US with the official slogan
RE: florida_jokes.html - and some "Dumb" Florida Laws:
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Ever seen a retiree singing in a bathing suit?
Not a pretty sight.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Because it adversely affects tourism.
- It is considered an offense to shower naked.
(See item above)
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
OK, we'll admit it. This is a real problem here in Florida
- second only to illicit aligator wrestling.
- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Well, OBVIOUSLY we have huricane and wind problems here -
and our governor is trying his best to reduce global warming...