VectorLinux
November 21, 2014, 04:01:36 am *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: Visit our home page for VL info. To search the old message board go to http://vectorlinux.com/forum1. The first VL forum is temporarily offline until we can find a host for it. Thanks for your patience.
 
Now powered by KnowledgeDex.
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Please support VectorLinux!
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 11
  Print  
Author Topic: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff  (Read 53631 times)
nightflier
Administrator
Vectorian
*****
Posts: 4029



« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2009, 01:16:07 pm »

And you forgot the Chinese sig. at the bottom.

Either I am missing some font package, or there is some deep symbolism in a series of squares.
Logged
Triarius Fidelis
Vecteloper
Vectorian
****
Posts: 2399


Domine, exaudi vocem meam


WWW
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2009, 01:21:46 pm »

And you forgot the Chinese sig. at the bottom.

Either I am missing some font package, or there is some deep symbolism in a series of squares.

It says 'wan4 sui4 qi3 e2 zuo4 ye4 xi4 tong3', although 'Li4 na4 ke4 si1 wan4 sui4' is a safer (and more grammatically correct) alternative

Sorry it just kind of bugs me
Logged

"Leatherface, you BITCH! Ho Chi Minh, hah hah hah!"

Formerly known as "Epic Fail Guy" and "Döden" in recent months
Windozer
Vectorite
***
Posts: 386


Have Vector Linux, Will Travel.


« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2009, 03:53:51 pm »

Quote from: carsten
next time you show up in Hamburg give me a call  Cheesy

Thanks, Carsten
we don't get over there much these days - too busy working (and goofing off here)--- will do if we go --- are you in the Hamburg area?

Quote
Florida, home of the retired citizens of the US with the official slogan

Actually, it's:

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids, but not about our floppy fishing hats or Bermuda shorts!


RE: florida_jokes.html - and some "Dumb" Florida Laws:

  • It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Ever seen a retiree singing in a bathing suit?
Not a pretty sight.

  • Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Because it adversely affects tourism.

  • It is considered an offense to shower naked.

(See item above)

  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.


OK, we'll admit it. This is a real problem here in Florida
- second only to illicit aligator wrestling.

  • You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.


Well, OBVIOUSLY we have huricane and wind problems here -
and our governor is trying his best to reduce global warming...

Logged

483,617th Registered Linux Snoozer
Windozer
Vectorite
***
Posts: 386


Have Vector Linux, Will Travel.


« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2009, 04:59:02 pm »

Quote from: Epic Fail Guy
Quote
... the Chinese sig. at the bottom.

Sorry it just kind of bugs me


Logged

483,617th Registered Linux Snoozer
Triarius Fidelis
Vecteloper
Vectorian
****
Posts: 2399


Domine, exaudi vocem meam


WWW
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2009, 05:04:26 pm »

wat

If anything you should find my grammar Nazism disturbing
Logged

"Leatherface, you BITCH! Ho Chi Minh, hah hah hah!"

Formerly known as "Epic Fail Guy" and "Döden" in recent months
Windozer
Vectorite
***
Posts: 386


Have Vector Linux, Will Travel.


« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2009, 05:12:40 pm »

這位充溢著「原力」的天行者陸克,正是讓帝國黑武士Bill憂懼不安的源頭
Logged

483,617th Registered Linux Snoozer
Windozer
Vectorite
***
Posts: 386


Have Vector Linux, Will Travel.


« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2009, 05:14:53 pm »

Quote from: WinDoze
the Chinese sig.
Either I am missing some font package, or there is some deep symbolism in a series of squares.

Both!
Logged

483,617th Registered Linux Snoozer
Triarius Fidelis
Vecteloper
Vectorian
****
Posts: 2399


Domine, exaudi vocem meam


WWW
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2009, 05:19:59 pm »

這位充溢著「原力」的天行者陸克,正是讓帝國黑武士Bill憂懼不安的源頭

I can barely make sense of this

What do you mean to say?
Logged

"Leatherface, you BITCH! Ho Chi Minh, hah hah hah!"

Formerly known as "Epic Fail Guy" and "Döden" in recent months
Windozer
Vectorite
***
Posts: 386


Have Vector Linux, Will Travel.


« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2009, 06:23:08 pm »

"Linux-sponsors - 29-year-old former University of Helsinki, Finland Information Department Prestowitz (Linus Torvalds), grow a brown, 170 cm high, gentle words, like a little boy laughed. 'The overflowing of "Force" in Luke Skywalker, it is so black samurai empire Bill disturbing source of fear.'"

ref:
http://www.bnext.com.tw/LocalityView_6018
Logged

483,617th Registered Linux Snoozer
tomh38
Vectorian
****
Posts: 913



« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2009, 06:32:51 pm »

You can't have a humor thread without at least a few cat pictures, so here are two:



Logged

"I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." - Linus Torvalds, April 1991
tomh38
Vectorian
****
Posts: 913



« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2009, 06:34:11 pm »

Oh, and just for the heck of it, here's my little buddy Max

Logged

"I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." - Linus Torvalds, April 1991
Windozer
Vectorite
***
Posts: 386


Have Vector Linux, Will Travel.


« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2009, 06:57:32 pm »

Quote from: nightflier
Either I am missing some font package, or there is some deep symbolism in a series of squares.

Actually, Nightflier, I just realized that it can also be the browser...

I tried this in VL6 rc  3 ... SeaMonkey gives you the "deeply symbolic squares"  Cool, but Opera shows the correct Chinese char set. Not sure why that is.

Actually, the secret squares are more fun than the real McCoy ...

Lin Woo McCoy that is.  Grin

- H
Logged

483,617th Registered Linux Snoozer
Windozer
Vectorite
***
Posts: 386


Have Vector Linux, Will Travel.


« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2009, 07:05:54 pm »

武士Bill憂懼

@EFG: least you forget that this is the humor thread...
Logged

483,617th Registered Linux Snoozer
StrayBit
Vectorite
***
Posts: 373



« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2009, 07:46:50 pm »

Quote
Actually, Nightflier, I just realized that it can also be the browser...

I tried this in VL6 rc  3 ... SeaMonkey gives you the "deeply symbolic squares"
Ditto 5.9 Gold - and a lot of the references I don't see either!  For examples both of Toms post (#39 & 40) show a single line of text.  And there was a thread discusing Linux art work - I've yet to see it except in a screen shot one of the participants put in reply to my question.

PS:  Those "deeply symbolic squares" look a lot better in the summary below Post Reply.
Logged

Dell GX280: [7.0-Gold-Final], 6.0-Gold-Final, 5.9-Gold
HP 670 Win7 & VL7.0
Windozer
Vectorite
***
Posts: 386


Have Vector Linux, Will Travel.


« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2009, 07:57:46 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-Okkpgeh4
Logged

483,617th Registered Linux Snoozer
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 11
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!