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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2009, 10:43:55 am »
New bumper sticker:



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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2009, 09:28:23 am »


I'll just wait over here for the lightning.
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2009, 11:31:19 am »
Yikes, Tom, who is that zombie-looking guy ?
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2009, 01:17:09 pm »
Windoze,

Working under the assumption that you're not joking, I'll give you this link:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_reiser.

If you were joking ... well, you got me!

Tom
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #64 on: February 12, 2009, 05:04:27 pm »

A bumpersticker I'd like to see:


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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2009, 01:29:18 am »
We all know this one is true:



Well, maybe not your grandma, but there's at least one who can.  That's proof of the possibility at the very least.

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2009, 08:07:09 am »
Steve Ballmer selling Windows 1.0:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGvHNNOLnCk

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2009, 08:08:37 am »
EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA
"Leatherface, you BITCH! Ho Chi Minh, hah hah hah!"

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #68 on: February 13, 2009, 11:49:44 am »

"I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." - Linus Torvalds, April 1991

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #69 on: February 13, 2009, 12:06:49 pm »
LMAO... That's pretty funny!. xD

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #70 on: February 13, 2009, 12:19:20 pm »
Here's something I though was kinda funny.

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M0E-lnx:  If you haven't looked at xkcd, it can be pretty funny.

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #71 on: February 13, 2009, 12:38:51 pm »

M0E-lnx:  If you haven't looked at xkcd, it can be pretty funny.


I've looked at that one every now and again... cracks me up every time.

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #72 on: February 13, 2009, 03:43:08 pm »
I used to post on the xkcd fora

But most of the people there are nerdy in an extremely narrow-minded and unpleasant way
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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #73 on: February 13, 2009, 07:41:47 pm »
More Dilbert ...

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Re: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2009, 12:55:11 pm »
"I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." - Linus Torvalds, April 1991