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Author Topic: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff  (Read 59174 times)

tomh38

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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #135 on: May 24, 2009, 07:25:08 am »

$ Klaatu barada nikto
....
dammit ....
su
**************
# Klaatu barada nikto

Okay .... okay ... yeah, yeah I think it's working now ...
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #136 on: May 27, 2009, 05:23:04 pm »

This IS funny, and may already be flying around the net...

What Joe Cocker really sang at Woodstock:

http://www.elwp.com/Joe%20Cocker.html
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #137 on: June 03, 2009, 09:56:26 am »

Found this somewhere ... I wonder if ssh would work?

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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #138 on: June 03, 2009, 01:30:18 pm »

> I wonder if ssh would work?

Only if you have the One KeyRing!

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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #139 on: June 03, 2009, 07:09:36 pm »

Found this somewhere ... I wonder if ssh would work?





Also this made me laugh:

http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #140 on: June 08, 2009, 12:32:03 pm »

> Also this made me laugh:

> http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

Clearly written by a machine - like those computer college essay programs where you set parameters like 'percentage of 10-letter-long words per sentence' and 'obfusication factor'. Years ago, using GW-Basic I wrote recording-studio scheduling program that had funny, randomly generated error messages, with tons of words typed from the dictionary, like,

" Time slot already reserved, you labyrinthian kumquat galvanizer! "

or

" For better results, try smiling at your semaphores when the large nematodes laugh at the moon. "

or

" Wrong keypress, you Airborne Warthog! "

We soon discovered that it was potentially an excellent resource for naming punk rock bands. Here's a couple I remember it output:
 
" Hairdo Gnarlers "

" Metal Munching Toothpicks "

" Laughing Tomahawk Cruise Potatoes "
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #141 on: June 13, 2009, 01:15:04 pm »

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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #142 on: June 19, 2009, 05:49:23 pm »

A candidate for Engrish.com:

" We care very much about our environment protection strategy ... and
  believe that it helps us have healthier earth via appropriate treatment and
  recycling of industrial technology devices at the end-of-life.

  These devices contain recyclable materials, which can be re-decomposed and
  re-integrated into brand new marvels. On the contrary, other material can be
  classified to hazardous and poisoned substances. We strongly encourage you
  to contact the provided information and to recycle yourself always. "
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #143 on: July 09, 2009, 02:39:50 pm »

One-uping the 'dancing baby':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #144 on: July 15, 2009, 12:52:59 pm »

Better get your robot insurance before it's too late!

http://www.christianclips.com/videos/funny/Old_Glory_Robot_Insurance
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #145 on: July 24, 2009, 05:03:03 pm »

Two atoms were walking down the road.

Suddenly, one begins to furiously pat down his pockets...

"Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" his friend asks.

"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #146 on: July 26, 2009, 02:59:58 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xg4nFcmeDo

Promoe - Svennebanan

Makes fun of Swedish "Joe Sixpacks"

Thanks so much kop kun khap (thank you)
Koh Phangan, Koh Tao, Khao Lak
F*** it in Phuket, ping-pong show
Call the people ching-chong ho's
Threesome in Greece, pretend to be super rich
Hungover as early as Friday
Mallis, Canary Islands
Mickey D's, let the kids play in the ballpit
A right style-icon with silicone
Lives in the same city you want to leave
Domestic violence, tanning bed sunburns
Get food, what the hell do we have at home
Out of gas and Croc shoes
Kids slumped in TV sofas
Keep things in order, box wine on Friday
Knowledge from Wikipedia
Teenage pregnancy
No one knows anxiety
Blackouts, children with your sister
Always want to be drunk

Dance "the bug," listen to Carola
Manicure, permanent hair
Reunion with junior high class
Envy the over-class (i.e., the upper crust)
And fawn over the royal family
Puke over day-after pills
Gossip about what happened this week
At the neighbors, moonshine and blacked out
Night poker, karaoke
You cannot always be bored
Finland ferry, Bon Jovi-covers
Livin' on a prayer, Looptroop Rockers
Classic car power meet
Pants too large ah! how nice
Brawl at McDonald's
Go home and get robbed about once a month
Attempt to swallow on the weekend
Pride from a beer bottle
A great tough guy and hotshot
How long has this gone on?
Screw it, good night and sleep well
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #147 on: September 02, 2009, 04:14:57 pm »

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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #148 on: September 03, 2009, 08:57:34 am »

love it Windozer
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #149 on: September 03, 2009, 01:01:44 pm »

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