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Author Topic: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff  (Read 60393 times)

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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #150 on: September 19, 2009, 05:01:29 pm »

" There are no known side-effects from the Swine-flu vaccination... "



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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #153 on: October 01, 2009, 06:38:50 am »

Google recently attacked an opensource android developer, and hitler is not happy about this
http://m0e-lnx.blogspot.com/2009/09/google-mad-open-source-developer.html

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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #154 on: November 07, 2009, 07:06:28 pm »

he he he... (see attachment)
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #155 on: November 17, 2009, 09:56:03 pm »

Jeffery Dahmer's mother came to his home for dinner one evening.

Over the course of the meal, mother finally spoke to Jeffery, saying "Jeffery, I don't like this neighborhood, and I don't like your neighbors".

Jeffery replied, "Try the salad then, mom."  ;D
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #156 on: November 22, 2009, 10:08:43 pm »



After two tours of duty in Vietnam, Corporal Harold "Slaughterhouse" Boyle was honorably discharged from the Marine Corps and worked for several years as a programmer in the defense industry. Unable to readjust fully to civilian life, he eventually fell behind in his work and became unemployed in 1983

He was last seen near the woods by his hometown of Portland, Oregon
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #157 on: November 30, 2009, 05:52:30 pm »

Kids don't try this at home (unless you have nothing better to do :))

http://www.blendtec.com/willitblend/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=ipod
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #158 on: December 20, 2009, 03:06:40 pm »

This is a picture of Severe Weather Channel 9-2 broadcasting a BSOD.
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #159 on: December 22, 2009, 01:46:02 pm »

This is a picture of Severe Weather Channel 9-2 broadcasting a BSOD.

they should have used linux
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #160 on: December 22, 2009, 03:05:24 pm »

Nice^^
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Re: Jokes and Jokers go here: Humorous Stuff
« Reply #161 on: January 03, 2010, 07:43:34 am »

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