[...]shoeing please! First one to hit wins! [...]
How about the WLMWE
World, Leader Mud Wrestling Entertainment ? (Formerly, the WWF, World Wrestling Foundation.)
"And now Ladies and Gentlemen, in Ring One: Wen Jiabao and Angela Merkel ! "
Eeeewwhh! Merkel goes right for the full body slam!
Jiabo pulls a ju-sitsu counter ...
No! She get's Jiabo in a reverse scissors !
Yes, World crises is about to be diverted !
Wait! Holy Cow - Jiabo's tagged Dick Cheney ...
Cheney's taking Jiabo's place ... we got a problem ...